4.27.2007

arizona charlies'

will justin taines latest film make it out of orbit towards the stars, or fall into the sea somewhere close to north korea? quinton gozza and myself were both cast as costars in jt's funniest script to date, but SAG isn't down with paradise boys and they are trying to shut the movie down. we'll know by next wednesday.

4.25.2007

Quinton's quote of the day!

"I'll make your butt bleed"

4.24.2007

hello new world

we have found a habitable world. this is true!
NEW EARTH?

stewart

you may remember a film that is forgettable called ghostworld. well in my opinion there is one funny thing hidden in the bore of those two dumpy little chicks. it's dave sheridan in the quicky mart with his nunchucks and beef jerky. I don't think i've ever laughed harder. well here is the original short by dave sheridan, featuring his character STEWART, the same character he basically played in ghostworld.
STEWART

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ahh this reminds me of james, brooke, casey and i drunk on coors light in newport beach. the good ol' days!

4.23.2007

if this vatican was gay i'd let it suck my dick. (even though i'm hetero)

Vatican: Gay marriage evil, abortion 'terrorism with a human face'...

Camerin: Take my kid cock out of your mouth mr. pope.

stanger things i've seen

don't know what to say about this one.
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4.21.2007

chopper crashed his car into tasmanian forest

Eric Bana Crashes in Australian Rally

HOBART, Australia (AP) - Australian actor Eric Bana crashed his painstakingly restored 1974 Ford XB Coupe into some trees during an around-the-state rally Saturday but emerged uninjured along with his co-driver.
Bana and co-driver Tony Ramunno walked away from the crash during the Targa Tasmania rally, where they had been in 53rd place in field of 115 cars in the Outright Classic competition.
Initially, Bana hoped that the car, which he has owned since he was 15, could be repaired to continue the final day of racing on Sunday. But a closer inspection by his support crew showed that the front right-hand steering and suspension were too badly damaged.
"We had been having a great day until then," Bana said. "But I misjudged a tight left-hander and we went in a little too fast - the car understeered off the road and got onto the gravel and we went into a couple of trees at a fairly low speed.
"The car is a little battered on the driver's side which is a real shame, as many hours had been spent reshaping its original panels to get it just right. It's a real shame, but that's motor racing."
The 38-year-old Bana has starred in movies such as "The Hulk" and "Munich." His most recent film is "Lucky You," which also stars Robert Duvall and Drew Barrymore.

4.20.2007

urantia

transcend mind-space-time, and meet your thought adjuster in the paradise isle. i've barely cracked into urantia over the years, but it's a colossal head trip through the cosmos and beyond.
URANTIA
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la fin du monde - life as it should be

la fin du monde's new full length "life as it should be" is out and it's incredible. you see, la fin and myself share native hometowns, paradise and chico california. is this the secret ingredient to their phenomenal debut lp? I can't answer that, but something tells me it's all a part of the grand architecture laid out millions of years ago to get humanity to right where it is, right this second, knee deep in a song called "nascar santa claus"

for those who like: red sparrowes, king crimson, and mono, check it out.

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La Fin Du Monde

4.19.2007

dawn of an evil millenium

another damon packard gem. i contacted damon through myspace, and i'm trying to get him to come over and hang out with tom, gozza and myself. also trying to get apple on dvd from him. we'll see how this works out.

the return

highly recommended russian indie film. bleak, beautiful, tense.
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4.18.2007

dodgers 10-4

best record in baseball i presume.

4.17.2007

vic morrow... this is the end.... twilight zone

thanks to john ringer, i can now finally experience vic marrow's head getting chopped off by a helicopter in a banned documentary from hbo with this is the end be the doors playing in the background. sad.

[his half-joking aside to a PA, shortly before filming the fateful helicopter sequence for Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)] "How did I let them talk me into doing this scene? I should have asked for a stunt double."

4.16.2007

please find me this book

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reflections of evil

if you haven't seen this yet, do asap. most fucked up movie i've seen in while.

grady's ashes

my friend chris sent me this link the other day. super hilarious.

bryan ferry and the nazis and the politically correct

wah wah wah. stop fucking whining about everything.

British singer Bryan Ferry apologized on Monday for remarks he made in an interview with a German newspaper in which he praised the Nazis' iconography as "just amazing" and "really beautiful".

The 61-year-old lead singer of Roxy Music told Germany's Welt Am Sonntag newspaper last month: "The way that the Nazis staged themselves and presented themselves, my Lord!

"I'm talking about the films of Leni Riefenstahl and the buildings of Albert Speer and the mass marches and the flags -- just fantastic. Really beautiful."

In a statement, Ferry said he was "deeply upset" about the negative publicity the interview triggered, and added:

"I apologize unreservedly for any offence caused by my comments on Nazi iconography, which were solely made from an art history perspective.

"I, like every right-minded individual, find the Nazi regime, and all it stood for, evil and abhorrent."

Jewish leaders in Britain, some of whom had condemned Ferry's comments and questioned whether he should be dropped by the Marks & Spencer retail chain that employs him as a model, welcomed Ferry's clarification.

"We do welcome the fact that he has issued a swift comment that there was no intention to condone the Nazi regime," said Jeremy Newmark, chief executive of the Jewish Leadership Council.

"Nevertheless, his choice of language was deeply insensitive," he added.

Lord Greville Janner, vice-president of the World Jewish Congress, told Reuters: "His apology was total, appropriate and absolutely necessary. I hope that he will never make the same mistake again."

Marks & Spencer was not immediately available for comment.

Riefenstahl was Adolf Hitler's official film maker who was both admired and condemned for her documentaries that pioneered film techniques but glorified Nazism. Speer was an architect and friend of Hitler's.


My THOUGHTS: Who is to say that what Bryan Ferry said was a mistake. The Romans slaughtered the whole known world, but we are taught to appreciate and adore their art. I am so sick of politically correctness.

4.15.2007

end of honey

Are mobile phones wiping out our bees?
Scientists claim radiation from handsets are to blame for mysterious 'colony collapse' of bees

Shit

I don't know what I'm talkin about.
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4.11.2007

Dodgers win again

Another win. Casper and I went to the game and watched the rockies shit all over themselves.
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Akasa update

Today recording vocals on Josh Benedict's new project Akasa. The EP will be coming out this summer. More soon.
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favorite color pink

Kyle Burns, my younger brother and the Director of Photography for "The Calm at the Edge of the Sea" has shot a new film called "Favorite Color Pink" that is screening at the Mendocino Film Festival this coming May. If anyone in Northern California is in the area, check it out. There is a good chance I'll by flying up for the fest myself. Here is the info.

Showing: May 20, 3pm, Matheson

THEORIES IN MOTION Director: Nelsen Brazill (54 min.)

FAVORITE COLOR PINK Director: Forrest Naylor (47 min.)

http://www.mendocinofilmfestival.com/index.htm

Mendocino Film Festival
PO Box 1843
Mendocino, CA 95460

Phone: 707 937-0171
E-mail: info@mendocinofilmfestival.org

4.10.2007

like a dress - casting notice

Like A Dress
A Non-Union Short Film

Director: Sean Meehan
Producer: Cameron Kelly
VU Productions

Mail Submissions Headshot and Resume to:

Like a Dress Casting
Company of Owls Productions
1525 Ewing St.
Los Angeles, Ca 90026

Or Email submissions to:
LikeADress@gmail.com


Auditions Dates: TBA
Shooting Dates: TBA – 2 Days. Late May, Early June.


Female - Georgia (Caucasian) - Age 18-26 - $100/Day
Pretty, yet unorthodox. Strong actor. Able to pull of a very somber character, yet still have the ability to shine outside of her complications.

devil's rejects deleted scene and bills super fans at bears home game

more dave sheridan
Devil's Rejects

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4.09.2007

foundtrack april

another foundtrack party. this one is at redwood in downtown which is a super legit pirate bar. i'll be there no doubt.
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jock bars

new developments in april:
barney's beanery for beer.
dodgers opening day april 9th.
shea's 14th birthday, april 9th.
"calm" in final stage of sound mixing, color correction finished, looking perty.
ford explorer commercial.
cooking scallops.
finally saw the "secret" interesting, but not what i thought it was going to be.

4.05.2007

designer drugs and quinton gozza

Quinton: What are you guys on?
Ashley: Absinthe
Quinton: Abscent? What is that?
Camerin: It's a new designer drug. It's green and you drink it.
Quinton: Oh yea, is it like slime?

damon packard's apple

damon packard is the fucking shit. ever seen reflections of evil? you should. here is the apple or apple. as casey puts it, daniel johnston mixed with shea making skeletonz soldier mixed with robin hood movies.

4.04.2007

blood meridian and ridley scott

is ridley scott really taking cormac mccarthy's blood meridian to the big screen?

4.03.2007

errol morris and the "Interrotron"

The name "Interrotron" was coined by Morris's wife, Julia Sheehan, who, according to Morris, "liked the name because it combined two important concepts — terror and interview." [8] The device is similar to a teleprompter: Errol and his subject each sit facing a camera. The image of each person's face is then projected onto the lens of the other's camera. Instead of looking at a blank lens, then, both Morris and his subject are looking directly at a human face. The feeling of the monologues that Errol captures on film is human and conversational in a way that is usually impossible when a person is talking directly to a camera. Ted Bafaloukos said of the Interrotron, ". . .the beauty of it is that it lets people do what they do best, namely watch TV."

4.02.2007

Los Angeles suffers longest dry spell in 130 years...

anyone who knows me, knows well that I don't like the heat. I like rain and fog and clouds, even gloom. I hope I don't melt this coming summer.


"The rain season is currently the driest to date in downtown Los Angeles since records began in 1877," the weather service said in a statement.

It said the southern California city had received just 2.47 inches (6.27 centimeters) of rain since July 1, 2006, far from the normal precipitation of 13.94 inches (35.4 centimeters) in the same period.

"If downtown Los Angeles receives less than 1.95 inches of rain from now through June 30th this will become the driest rain season ever," it said.

4.01.2007

eli roth on fox news

eli roth gets into a debate on horror films and politics on fox news.

growing up isn't hot

you heard it from me

let's remember us young

I knew 2007 was going to be different. It’s been a while since calm. It’s been a while since I’ve been motivated, or inspired. I have anxiety. I don’t enjoy it. I don’t know where it is or where I caught it how to get rid of it or why I can’t shake it. I knew 2007 was going to be different because I knew it had to be because if it wasn’t different than it would be the same and I would spoil stagnant like an old pale of murky goat water on a ghost goat farm where even the ghost goats felt static and moved on like me trying to move on in and out into 2007. I don’t know any of the girls or any of the guys either. I don’t sleep next to the guys so they don’t bother me as much as the girls who are more like aliens, and I don’t want an alien, especially when all I want is to take a nap next to someone that I know and someone that doesn’t give me sad alien vibes that force me to think too critically of their weird alien bodies and alien customs, cause all I want is a campfire close friends and a girl that I know to take a nap in a non alien camp environment. I am tired. I haven’t taken a nap in over a year. I have stale water in my eyes and I don’t cry about anything because it’s too funny to cry about most the time but you won’t find me laughing unless I’m drinking wine and by then I won’t remember what we spoke of, what we laughed about, what we’re mad about, and how many times I’ve done this over and over and over, because I never remember it, or why or how, allowing me to relive that same drunken laughing experience over and over and over with you all as the audience and myself stage, actor, and writer, rewriting the same scene, but you keep laughing and I keep forgetting. That’s the way we both like it. No one ever wins, we never get anywhere, but I get to forget, and you get to laugh and I get to laugh but you never forget, making me the alien alone in the alien landscape speaking alien tongue with alien girls with alien bodies and alien customs. Stranger than strangers in strange lands. Let's remember us young.

van stone

dave sheridan and travis from the 90's mtv program BUZZKILL have a band. it is van stone. palmdales # 1 band!
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